IIT, IIT, IIT

This post is continuation of the incidents that happened on March 25.

After buying a mobile phone from Rave@Moti, me and Ashish proceeded to the Rawatpur crossing in order to board a tempo for IIT Kanpur. After standing there for 10 minutes and realizing that no tempo wala was willing to go to IIT Kanpur, I thought of an idea. You know the tempowallahs who shout Bada Chouraha, Parade, Swaroop Nagar, Yeh Nagar Woh Nagar et cetera. I thought that if they can shout to attract passengers, why can’t I shout to attarct tempowallahs. So:

Me: IIT, IIT, IIT, IT IT chalega koi IT IT IT chalega koi IIT IT. IIT Le jayega koi?
Ashish: Dood, what the fuck man?
Me: Are, let’s see what happens.

And I kept shouting.People who walked by us looked at me curiously. Some bystanders shook head and Ashish, well Ashish said:

Ashish (pointing at me): I am not with him.
Me: IIT IIT IIT
Ashish (pointing at me): He is not with me.

Some Kanpuriya beauty mistook me for a tempo conductor and came to me

(Beautiful Kanpuriya Girl) BKG: Tempo to hai nahi, kandhe par le jaoge kya.
Me (this came out INEVITABLY): Aap kahiye to god me utha ke le jayenge. Vaise me khud tempo dhoondh raha hoon.

BKG smiled and left. Ashish looked at me with disbelief. Suddenly a tempo wallah parked his tempo across the road. He waved and so I crossed the road to talk to him. No use! He wouldn’t go. So I came back and ashish was nowhere to be found. I looked around and then, a voice I heard, as if from a distance…

Ashish: IIT IIT IT, koi le jayega IT?