I was checking my GMail when my eyes went to the number of spam mails I had: 1093! GMail deletes any spam mails if they have been in the spam-box for over thirty days. So these mails were those received less than thirty days ago. Anyway, I decided to read some of the mails and here’s the scoop. Out of the 150 mails I went through (I didn’t have the heart to go on after that), about 70% wanted to increase my potency, rectify my woes in bed, make me last longer there, enlarge where it matters, make my ‘da da’ thicker without pumps and jumps or impress my non-existent girlfriend with tree-trunk for a penis. This other guy was selling viagara for free. Can you even call it selling then? And what if these things really work? I mean, for the sake of all the tailors in the world, what the bloody hell would happen if someone gulps down all the stuff in one go! I can only wonder!I can only hope that chaachi brings in some experience when he talks back from the Sin City 
So ‘long’
Onion
A few samples:
1.
SENDER: Justin Evans
SUB: No Pumps! No surgery! No exercises!
Be the stud in 2008, and achieve all your dreams of super size!
Increase both your thickness and length within a few short weeks – women simply love it when you have a large manhood.
http://backfeel.com/
What does he mean ‘your thickness.’ With a 42 waistline I am thick enough I didn’t know being fat was a turn on for women. Cool!
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2.
SENDER: Gina
SUB:It’s Gina
Hi
It`s gina again. Will you ever contact me?
I made those nude pictures especially for you and I wont write to you again!
If you wanna see them just drop me a line at: gina49@hugdr.info
This chick took all her photoshop lessons just so that she could do nudes for dudes! Why go through trouble of asking. Just send them already. BItch!
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3.
SENDER: Lon Sanford
SUB: Last Longer in bed
“Ever since I started on your herbal supplement, Sharon says sex is so much more pleasurable for her, and she comes much more easily”. David, Florida, USA
Size DOES matter, and unfortunately, many traditional methods to increase size simply DON’T work, and are very inconvenient.
http://litestem.com/
I last long in bed anyway. At home I last no less than 12 hours. They have to beat me up with sticks to wake me up. So there!
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4.
SENDER: Pam M. Britt
SUB: Do you want to enlarge you da da?!
Dear
a.r.vijayabaskar@gmail.com (It’s not even my email address!)
http://geapkeel.com
Do you want enlarge your da da upto 4 inches?
Amazing, PERMANENT RESULTS that will last.
? Gain 3+ Inches In Length.
? Increase Your P3nls Width (Girth) By up\to 20%.
http://geapkeel.com
Thanks
Jennifer Anniston
Da da? What the fuck is da da?
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