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Why you should not philosophize in front of her.

In Snippets on February 10, 2008 at 10:20 am

Sid and Shef have had a discussion about things and Sid was suggesting something to Shef.

Sid: You should do that. I know it is a selfish philosophy because it’s mine and I am a selfish guy. But then I think it is right. It works for me.

Shef: If you are a selfish guy, why are you telling me all this? What do you care?

Sid: Oh! I am a selfish guy. I am telling this to you because we are one and the same person. You and me are not two different individuals, we are the same person. So when I am telling you this, I am basically telling myself this thing.

Shef: I don’t get it. We are one person?

Sid: It’s like Yin and Yang.

Shef: Wow! We complete each other…

Sid: Okay…wrong analogy, Before you get all emotional, we don’t complete each other. We are each other.

Shef: Huh! If we are the same person…to phir hum pyaar kis se karte hai?

Sid: Eh?

Isliye bandiyon ke saamen zyaada philosophy mat jhaada karo :P